Oh man… Mom says the audience was /huge/ that night. Well, you know, huge for Gravity Falls. I don’t blame you for not seeing them, but the way they were talking definitely made it sound like they were there. Ugh, they probably /are/ targeting your family. This is so not cool.
But, um… Dipper, hey, it’s okay. It’s… there’s no point in blaming yourself. People make mistakes. You had good intentions, dude. I don’t blame you for wanting to learn more and figure this stuff out at all.
What matters is finding out a way to get them off your trail or to leave town. Ugh, I don’t know how we can convince them what they saw wasn’t real, though.
That’s the thing, yeah… After the zombie incident, I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to just convince them that it’s all fake stuff made for Mystery Shack publicity… It worked at first when Stan tried that, but then I went and blew that all sky high.
I know that blaming myself won’t fix anything, though… besides, they were here in town on an investigation before I even tried to get their help! They must’ve been sent here to investigate something big…